by Squidward's_Communist_Chili February 20, 2020
Bro: “BRO!! .. Hear me out. I’m wasted but I gotta tell you something”
Brother of Bro: “What?”
Bro: “Me and Brock were doing vodka shots to porno all last night, we puked 8 times and I TOTALLY 96ed him on Mom and Dad’s bed... BAAAAM!!!”
Brother of Bro: “Nooo! SERIOUSLY?!”
Bro: “Yah, for real. I had him man. Fucking right there, I swear down. It felt GREAT! He came first, I know it!”
Brother of Bro: “What?”
Bro: “Me and Brock were doing vodka shots to porno all last night, we puked 8 times and I TOTALLY 96ed him on Mom and Dad’s bed... BAAAAM!!!”
Brother of Bro: “Nooo! SERIOUSLY?!”
Bro: “Yah, for real. I had him man. Fucking right there, I swear down. It felt GREAT! He came first, I know it!”
by Taffanese May 23, 2019
You're an interesting species.
An interesting mix.
You're capable of such beautiful dreams,
& such horrible nightmares.
You feel so lost, so alone...
Only you're not.
An interesting mix.
You're capable of such beautiful dreams,
& such horrible nightmares.
You feel so lost, so alone...
Only you're not.
See, in all our searching,
the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable,
Is each other.
-Carl Sagan ✝ 34-96
the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable,
Is each other.
-Carl Sagan ✝ 34-96
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