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Burger Music

Burger music is another term for “coworker music”. Basically the type of music that you’d be hearing while working at a Burger King, you’re trying to close up, and the corny ass music your 35 year old, “go woke, go broke” coworker keeps blasting out of his shitty JBL speaker is triggering your fight or flight response.

Examples of burger music: Dax, Tom MacDonald, Eminem (post Recovery era), AJR, Falling In Reverse, Imagine Dragons, Jelly Roll, Aaron Lewis, Machine Gun Kelly, Kid Rock, and Slaughter to Prevail.
“I was getting ready to close until Tyler started playing that fuckass burger music.”
by NeoFuckinGeo October 5, 2025
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Bagel Music

'be͡ɪɡə͡l 'mju zɪk

Noun.
1. Your favorite song.

2. A song that you would listen to while you're getting a bagel.
"What's your bagel music?"

"So, this is the kind of bagel music you listen to."
by Not Lucas Marcus October 8, 2025
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Designer Music

music that has become more of a statement to listen to rather than an art form, saying you listen to it is the equivalent of saying "I wear Rick Owens by the way" or "Yes I wear number (n)ine, how could you tell?" in fashion terms
Loser: "Yo have you heard the new (insert underground album by generic underground artist)
Normal Human: "Nah bro that shit is literal designer music"
by Digglera October 20, 2025
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Shit musket

Explosive diarrhea or any type of shitting that would pertain to anything that would resemble a musket shot out of your butt hole
I had some bad sushi for dinner and was shooting shit muskets all night
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Muncie Mustang

The mascot of a previously public elementary school in Leavenworth, KS. The Muncie Mustangs are a rare breed, kinda like unicorns. True Muncie Mustangs went to the school from kindergarten to 6th grade.
"Did you see that? I think that guy was a Muncie Mustang!"
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button mush

someone with an aesthetically pleasing penis who one happens to be rather in fond with ❤️
i am in fond with button mush
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Elon Musk

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