Me When

Proper fucking Victorian English, don't you know

Distressed Woman: Oh My God, that man just jumped off that building
Tom, in his infinite wisdom: Me When

by Squirt (; May 14, 2023

Me

Is this referring to you or the person who wrote this? Whatever. It's just a way to refer to yourself and nothing else

Tom: Who put me on urban dictionary
Bob: Me, and I got banned for it.

by the worst guy ever August 25, 2023

no me @een

Spanglish for "don't @ me," given that @ear means "to @."

Bad Bunny is better than Maluma. No me @een.

by pittlestix September 5, 2020

Howdy! It's me, ____, ____ the ____

A perfect imitation of Flowey from Undertale, so your technically new, aren't u? Aren't u? AREN'T U!??!

A random human: Howdy! It's me, ____, ____ the ____
Harrison: Please don't tell me your Flowey
A random human: Your new aren't u?
Harrison: No
A random human: Aren't u??
Harriosn: No
A random human: AREN'T U!??!?!
Harrison: NO
A random human: (pulls gun) Are. U. New
Harrison: *sigh* y e s ¬_¬.

by ezwsesecefecrvefefeve February 9, 2021

give me cuddles day

on 16 th january you should give me cuddles .

a: hey give me cuddles
b: why?
a: because it’s “give me cuddles day” yayyy

by notbetrayed April 16, 2020

Me

You

"Me happy. Me good."
"YOU THE FUCKING WHAT?"

by psuedooldhandle April 27, 2022

Tickle me elmo

Is when you shower at a buddy's place dump out his shampoo and conditioner and fill them up with your baby gravy to help with his texture of his hair.

Dustin was at the gym said something about his tickle me elmo and how much bounce his hair had.

by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023