kiss my shit

a term used by whackjobs to insult another whackjob. Can be used in jest and normally is.

Hey fellow whackjob, you can bend down and kiss my shit

by sunless September 15, 2007

shit-filled twinkie

when bad events foment an unreasonably pessimestic view of life.

Life is a shit-filled twinkie and it's time to take another bite!

by donkeykongdick January 9, 2008

fuck shit bitch

What you say when you are pissed at a woman for doing something stupid but you don't have much time to explain.

Fuck shit bitch! Clean up this damn orange soda you spilled all over me!

by GravyTrainMan August 17, 2011

shit-ass band

Busted, if you can even call them a band

"hey did you see busted on TOTP"
"yeh, what a shit-ass band"
"there hardly even that really are they?"

by Curtis July 9, 2004

dip-shit-stupid

The mental state a person trips on when falling in love.

The mental and physical stages of new love.

He is usually so in control, what would make him act like such a puss? He is gettin dip-shit-stupid!

by shirre February 9, 2005

You're shitting me

A statement made by a person who is literally passing through the digestive system of another person. The phrase can be used at any time in this process, but would not be audible until the speaker's mouth has exited the anus.

You're shitting me! Hurry up, it's smelly in here!

by Aprileen Alexander December 27, 2006

shit my tits

a phrase expressing a number of emotions, depending on the tone: indifference, surprise, acceptance, and so forth.

"dude i just ran into your car"
"well shit my tits"

by mcjew December 17, 2007