Distressed Woman: Oh My God, that man just jumped off that building
Tom, in his infinite wisdom: Me When
Tom, in his infinite wisdom: Me When
by Squirt (; May 14, 2023

Girl- let’s get back in the dance floor!
Guy- hell yeah let’s go!
Girl- alright! just don’t try to ‘root me’ on the dance floor this time!
Guy- hell yeah let’s go!
Girl- alright! just don’t try to ‘root me’ on the dance floor this time!
by Miss.Mae April 5, 2022

A perfect imitation of Flowey from Undertale, so your technically new, aren't u? Aren't u? AREN'T U!??!
A random human: Howdy! It's me, ____, ____ the ____
Harrison: Please don't tell me your Flowey
A random human: Your new aren't u?
Harrison: No
A random human: Aren't u??
Harriosn: No
A random human: AREN'T U!??!?!
Harrison: NO
A random human: (pulls gun) Are. U. New
Harrison: *sigh* y e s ¬_¬.
Harrison: Please don't tell me your Flowey
A random human: Your new aren't u?
Harrison: No
A random human: Aren't u??
Harriosn: No
A random human: AREN'T U!??!?!
Harrison: NO
A random human: (pulls gun) Are. U. New
Harrison: *sigh* y e s ¬_¬.
by ezwsesecefecrvefefeve February 9, 2021

This is to everyone in my class, leave me alone and stop finding my social media account. Thank you!
by Hehe.hehaw December 6, 2022

a term that a femboy or someone who thinks their funny whilst crying over the facts they’re bitchless spending their nights in their parents basement.
Nerdy ass kid: “don't bully me I'll cum”
Everyone else: “shut your bitch ass up nigga you dad left you” etc.
Everyone else: “shut your bitch ass up nigga you dad left you” etc.
by Zestied December 18, 2023

by Deadpool2203 July 23, 2021
