shit got real

Meaning reality just hit you or something crazy happened.

yo..i owe taxes.
shit got real

by LalaBx March 20, 2009

Shit Flowers

When tolet paper and pieces of feces get stuck in your anus hairs.

Guy 1: Man, I picked a bushell of shit flowers last night.
Guy 2: Nasty man.

by leekster March 2, 2010

shit bagged

shit in a bag and squash it in someones face

dude a just shit bagged tom hes gonna be pissed

by scamlamb January 3, 2011

Shit Beard

Homosexual act of wiping feces on your partners upper lip and chin right after the act of anal intercourse.

Damn that shit beard smelled after Rapp hit me with it.

I was shocked at the size of Zitsmans shit beard!

by Kelman September 3, 2007

polish shit

Rude and very unsensitive way of addressing a polish/white person. Usually used in an argument to offend the opposite side.

Go back to your own country you polish shit.

by Tara XxX Sharp March 7, 2016

Get shit on

The ting every 10 year old say when the kill someone in fort nite even tho the barely killed them

THE 10 YEAR OLD KID BE LIKE GET SHIT ON U BOT

by Wezzzzzzkibooiiiiiii June 17, 2020

Shit a Richard

When someone is acting like something (a dick) is up their ass, you tell them to shit a Richard. Another way of telling them to get their panties out of a bunch.

Person #1: "I think Donkey Kong is the greatest game ever made."

Person #2: "I think I'm gonna have to disagree."

Person #1: "HEY, FUCK YOU MANG!"

Person #2: "Ooh, go shit a Richard!"

by bigbeefycakes1937 January 8, 2012