Are you there God? It's me, Margaret

Used in the first “Deadpool” movie..just before he cuts off his hand to escape and flip of colossus lol basically it doesn’t matter cause ain’t no “god” listening or watching so yolo.. God is a child with football field size ant-farm.. and where deep in the cavern system gents

Do it or don’t.. it’s not like you’d be struck by lightning or turned it to salt.. like Are you there God? It's me, Margaret

by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022

National Day of not touching me the cojones

Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch

National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april

by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019

Deal with people like me

Is that what I should be saying, fat bitch who proves that even the fat cocks have to slum it sometimes?

Hym "You don't deal with people like me. You fuck the fat cocks and then demonize me for you doing that. NO ONE deals with people like me because there ARE no people like me. There is exactly 1 trillionaire on the planet right now."

by Hym Iam February 20, 2025

For trying to torturing me into apologizing

So you have been doing the same thing all along.

Hym "No not just murder someone and their family in a vacuum. For trying to torturing me into apologizing. Or contrition. However you want to put it. But this was not a smart idea engaging with this. And I am literally a Magical octopus assassin teacher in an anime when I say this 'CLASS!? This is why we don't engage in sadistic protracted half-measures.' Because then, the second the guy gets the upper hand, he's going to murder you and your family. Just like October 7th. If only genocide brought decapitated babies back to life... Everything would be wonderful forever!"

by Hym Iam November 21, 2025

Me

I would have told that guy not to do that.

Hym "I mean.... I didn't think it needed to be said but you are all actively trying to keep me out of public discussion so that I cannot tell people to do or not do things buuuuuut.... I would have told that guy not to do that thing. Sooo.... Your fault. Enjoy cleaning up the fallout create by you doing the thing to me that you're doing."

by Hym Iam January 25, 2023

Me

The best motherfucker there is.

Not you.

Me. I am better than all of you.

by Stupid Af June 27, 2021

raced me like a clown

Another driver driving all over you or having someone running all over your back bumper while racing stock cars. This act can cause you to get dumped like Kyle Busch in Homestead 2010.

Reporter: Why did you dump Kyle Busch?

Kevin: Oh he... He raced me like a clown all day. Driving all over me, running all over my back bumper, cut in front of me and I didn't lift.

by Butt Hurt Kurt June 10, 2019