I'm on it if you're on it

Means if the other person wants to do something, you'll do it with them

Person 1: What should we do on Sunday... I was thinking of maybe going CineWorld...
Person 2: I'm on it if you're on it (I want to go, if you want to go too then let's do it)

by 345rtg3dd July 23, 2021

You're so portuguese

A word used by the famous internet celebrity Markiplier, it's used in any random context but the most common use for it currently is referring to someone or something as cute or adorable. it also should be taken in consideration that the phrase is used predominantly towards cats due to the nature of the phrase coming from Markiplier saying to a cat in a video game

Cat : "Meoooow"
Markiplier : "Ohoho you're so Portuguese"

by RaeRaelo November 28, 2023

You're

A word not to be confused with "your," as "your" is short for "you are."
"You're" is used when you say somebody owns something, or is related to it;
See examples below.

"You're definition is wrong!"
"Well that's you're problem."
"You're mom is thicc."

by prettysoon3443 December 17, 2021

You're

you're means you are.

your means it's yours.
Just saying

You're not from here are you? Your mother is.

by Elsie Yeppers September 22, 2018

Wait... You're NOT Hym

Hey, what happened to your wife? And why are you so militant about excising people who remind you of me from the discourse? What about them frightens you so? First Andy. Then Zerka. THEN Flousy. Why is it that every time another one pops up... THIS fucking guy always takes a hard-line stance against them? Wait... Waitwaitwait... You're not...

Wife "Wait... You're NOT Hym!?"

Just some fucking guy "Well... I am... And I'm not..."

Hym "Bwahahahahaha... Are they... Are they doing the thing? Ohohohoho... THAT! That would be hilarious! Seriously though... Her lil ass is adorable. High-pitch squeaky laugh. Wildly charming. If the answer is worse then... You know... Holler are your literally deity."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023

But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!

Nah, you... You shut the fuck up... Bitch..

Dork "But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!"

Hym "I did say I wasn't! I said YOU are fuck-face!"

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

Whoever you're listening to

Is going to get your fucking kids killed. I know you pieces of shit coming into the gas station are reading it (because you repeat it back to me). Got within arms reach of 2 the other day. The knife that is always in my pocket isn't going to stay there forver. Whatever they are trying to do, I'm never going to do it. You can't make me stop being a threat to yoù kids but you can make them acknowledge what's happening to me.

Hym "Whoever you're listening to WILL NEVER CARE about your kid being murdered over their unwillingness to address me. They won't care. They'll muse on it in there news stories about how tragic it is but YOU'LL BE ALONE IN YOU GRIEF AND THEY WILL DIE FOR NOTHING. I'm not ever going to give up. Would you rather have your kids see some maladaptive success or would you rather try and pry me off of them as I dig the knife into their neck? I didn't even expect the material success. At first it was only stalking I cared about. But I'll take both. You'll do both now."

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024