by FlickerBoot September 7, 2017

Harry Brown is amazing. He is the best friend and boyfriend anyone could ask for. He always knows how to make me laugh when I'm at my lowest. I don't know what I'd do without him. I love calling him and playing Xbox with him. I love hanging out with him in and out of school. I love waffling on to him about random stuff he probably doesn't even care about. I love how he doesn't complain when I sing too loud on call or am being so rude. I love how he apologizes for only a minor inconvenience he didn't even mean to do. I love Harry Brown with all my heart and soul. <3
by Amelie69 August 13, 2022

by someonefromglassboro December 29, 2016

AKA "poop touch"
A condition similar to the fabled King Midas touch, in that everything you touch turns to something. In this case, that something happens to be shit.
A condition similar to the fabled King Midas touch, in that everything you touch turns to something. In this case, that something happens to be shit.
Ex. "I just got fired today, and on the way home, my car broke down."
"Man you've got the brown touch."
"Man you've got the brown touch."
by nelly83 October 24, 2014

by maxmcedi January 1, 2022

“Hey Brian, you wouldn’t believe what you’re eating tomorrow for your birthday!”
“Sounds amazing, John. Tell me more.”
“I made you brown cake!”
“Sounds amazing, John. Tell me more.”
“I made you brown cake!”
by Cacophonous_Shart January 11, 2021

To shake someone's hand after you've had your finger poke through toilet paper. Not usually done for real, just spoken to disgust your victim.
by kintatama2 November 7, 2007
