Toastership

When someone is genderfluid and you don't know what to call them so you call them toastership

Good evening your toastership

by Abiglee February 20, 2021

Torteress

A woman who enjoys inflicting pain on another.

He was a victim of a sadistic torteress.

by Lacey Haze March 4, 2021

Tooteronomy

A book in the butt bible where Mos-ass farts out three sermons to the Stinkalites and then eventually chokes to death on his own stench, resulting in Joshua's ascendency.

"Let us turn to the Book of Tooteronomy," the priest said, shortly before shitting himself.

by Ducks3562 March 8, 2021

Toaster

Toaster, also known as the forbidden bath bomb. Is the kitchen appliance for the single purpose of burning sliced bread

Person 1: hey man, can you warm up the forks in the toaster
Person 2:sure thing man
Person 1: hey dude, are you done?
Person 1: dude?

by Tragedy of earth gonk the wise March 16, 2021

Toaster

The Sound of a screeching laugh that only retards can sense

Dude justin you sound like a toaster

by Jordzyyy March 20, 2021

toaster pan

When both single people have no intentions of taking things further but like the attention. A pluralized state of “breadcrumbing”.

“She’s breadcrumbing you bro. She never has anything to say other than “hello” and can’t make a date without bailing...”

“...nope. It’s all crumbs! She thinks I’m on the hook, but It’s a toaster pan. We’re both dropping leftover crumbs. I’m just in it for the pussy and she likes the attention”

by Wordsmyth87 June 6, 2021

Tossery

Behaviour that’s indicative of a person, persons or organisation being tosser(s).

David reacted in a typically tossery manner when challenged.

by Robali May 6, 2021