Majestic Thunder

He's totally the sexiest kid in the whole school. I wish I could date him but he's too out of my league. He'll probably never notice me with all of the other girls.

Me: He's totally the sexiest kid in school.
Friend: Don't get any idea he's MINE!
Passerby: NO HE'S MY Majestic Thunder!!!!
Me: HE'LL ALWAYS BE MY ONE TRUE LOVE!!!!!!

by Lyla Scoles November 21, 2016

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thunder thief

That one guy who is always there to steal your thunder and take the credit.
Synonymous with a thunder whore

Kevin is such a thunder thief, he just took credit for my new idea.

by RespectTheData June 24, 2019

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Thunder plug

An extension cord or other high voltage bi-conductor/tri-conductor wire with bare/exposed wires. Known to shock people literally!

Oops, my thunder plug tripped the breaker!

by My lightbulb moments December 31, 2014

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Thunder Whistle

Sphincter; butt

I have a hemorrhoid poking out of my thunder whistle.

by Happy95 January 14, 2022

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Thunder - egg

A rock-like turd, or hag-stone which, loosened by a massive overdose of laxatives and/or suppositories, exits the bowel at great speed, accompanied by copious, deafening flatulence.

I need to get the plumber in. I was bunged up for DAYS so I took a handul of Sennocot, and shot out a massive thunder - egg. My arse was like a machine gun - I shattered the fucking toilet bowl.

by DOGMAD June 28, 2018

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