virgin knees

when your friends are discussing risqué topics and it's so risqué you need to cover your virgin knees. Covering your virgin eyes and ears isn't enough. Protect your knees.

friend: "yeah she sent me nudes. Here, look at them!"
me: "Ah, what!? My virgin knees!"

by thestubz October 12, 2019

Virginity Gnome

A shorter person who's goal is to maintain the virginity of their friends.

Your mother is such a virginity gnome as she never lets us have sex.

by Dr. Gnome January 2, 2012

virgin claw

Cramped hand condition resulting from awkwardly holding hands all night when dating a virgin.

That Eddie always be getting that virgin claw.

by Wordslingin' mama August 9, 2015

Mouth virginity

When a girl hasn’t fucked Someone yet but sucked a dick

Are you a virgin?

Does losing my mouth virginity count

by Najajanwklan February 1, 2019

Barbell Virgin

A person who has literally never touched a barbell in their life. Probably scrawny as shit.

Jacked Olympic Lifter: Lol look at that lanky mofo.
Chad Bodybuilder: Kiddo's probably a Barbell Virgin

by DingerDingerDingerDing January 17, 2022

rope virgin

A person who has had no sexual interaction while being tied up or tying
another person up.

Connor: He is a total rope virgin!

Jared: No way man, I saw how fast he tied that knot he has had some practice.

by 420 Berry It January 20, 2018

Base Virgin

When the base of the shaft has never penetrated the female vagina due to the length of the penis

Jandle's huge schlong has never fully entered a female. Total base virgin.

by Jandlebeam April 14, 2017