the coldest thing in the universe

ITS FUCKING AMONG US

I HATE THIS

person1: did you see the coldest thing in the universe?
person2 : GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

by hendboi September 13, 2022

time is a thing you can

Put on the wall Or were it on your wrist the past is fare behind us the future doesn’t exist

What’s the time
It’s a quarter to nine
Time to have a bath
Time is a thing you can

by That fruity dumb frog September 30, 2022

The Pillow Thing

When a partner places a pillow underneath the lower back os stomach during sex.
In missionary: The pillow is placed underneath the lower back or hips, allowing for easier and deeper penetration. Often paired with " The Stomach Thing ".
In Lying doggy: The pillow is placed underneath the stomach or hips, allowing for easier and deeper penetration.

He knows The Pillow Thing!
The pillow thing makes sex so much better.

by yourfriendlyneighbourhoodDuck May 19, 2024

Thing-gender

When someone identifes as an object and goes by it/that pronouns

Hi, I'm a door knob and I identify as thing-gender.

by UltimateDoge January 25, 2022

Things couldn't get any worse

A magical phrase that makes things get worse.

Dave during 2021: Things couldn't get any worse, right?
Dave: *turns on the tv* A new virus called "Air Aids" has appeared. It originated in San Francisco and started spreading through Atlanta. If you're homosexual, you already have it, and you're gonna die. All straight people and non-faggots shall remain indoors until we get it sorted out.
Dave: Of course. Things CAN get worse.

by Stupid Af July 20, 2021

Working towards things

I'm not doing Jordan's thing.

Hym "I'm not working towards things. I don't care what 'people' have to do. Fuck you."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

today on things

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".

Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.

"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"

"Today on things"

by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021