Your Mum

A hoe

Person 1. Your Mum is a Hoe.
Person 2. Ok

by DeathSpagett May 25, 2022

Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not being 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may receive a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether

Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018

Mums Phone

Slang for your Mums clit/pussy

Me: You sound like an 8 year old on his mums phone

Kid: What does that mean, I’m gonna look it up

by FuckingSket69 November 22, 2019

Ur mum

she is not real. you where adopted. But hey, at least they wanted you. :)

Fake Mother: Yo, child. I aint ur mum fam.
Child: Ok boomer

by lalala whatever February 26, 2020

Your Mum

Your Mum is very different to my mum she is very big

“Hey Your Mum is very large” said John “THATS VERY MEAN” shouted Tim

by anonymous September 2, 2021

Ur mum gay

A insult used by many 6-12 and can easily be reversed by using a reverse card or saying no u

Bob:ur mum gay
Eric:no u

by Wikipedia boiiiiii January 11, 2019

Freddie your Mum is a Milf

Freddie's mum is a common insult to Freddies whose mums are milfs.

Oi, Freddie your mum is a MILF

by WisdomWords69696969 July 14, 2021