Realest person, real chill, don't really care about anything, sleazy, doesn't trust people. If you mess with him you might get bodied!!
by bobby098 October 29, 2015
Get the fenkell davemug. by dave gaming June 24, 2021
Get the dave gamingmug. A guy in Boston that got drunk, fell onto the tracks, and got slaughtered by an orange line train. More than likely there was lots of blood splattered onto passengers and body parts flying. Can also be used as an insult.
Man I’m so drunk lemme go on the safety line and wait for a train. Oh no I fell, and I think I’m gonna die.
*blood splatters*
Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”
Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.
*blood splatters*
Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”
Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.
by Bawston69 August 4, 2019
Get the Dumbass davemug. And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin
I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.
I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.
by jason_litty July 2, 2024
Get the Uncle Davemug. by MarianneMil March 4, 2022
Get the Dave Tshiendamug. by 420bananapickle June 13, 2019
Get the El Davemug. by Hugh G. Rekshon Jr. February 22, 2017
Get the Dave Burleymug.