Ass merging

When two homies connect their assholes creating super long tunnel between their mouths. This manouver isn't gay tho

Jacob: „Hey, bro, have you ever tried ass merging?“
Felix: „No.“

Jacob: „And do you want to?“
Felix: ...

by ElPapo131 March 13, 2020

diddle-ass

To dawdle, most commonly followed by the word 'around'.

"Quit diddle-assing around and get to work"
"I was stuck behind this peckerhead that was diddle-assing around"
"Joe would get a lot more done if he didn't diddle-ass around all day"

by big chopper July 31, 2003

ass clerk

a high level of ass hole, kind of like an ass hole but just worse.

"did you see that ass clerk just cut me off right there"

"the ass clerk at McDonald tried to give me the wrong change, what an ass!"

by goblowup808 April 12, 2010

moist ass

An ass that is the moistest

That moist ass is so moist, I thought I was at Miami Seaquarium

by SentientChair November 10, 2018

Prison ass

When some dickhead acts like monumental tit so you gotta put a leash on them and prove your dominace so you warn them that tonight theyre gonna become your bitch

Oi. Shut the fuck up become i come over there and make you my prison ass tonight

Il turn your fat ass into a prison ass if you keep running your mouth

You wanna be my prison ass tonight

by Dirty micheal June 17, 2016

Ass medallion

Noun: while pooping, on or off the toilet, the turd can support itself hanging from your ass. In other words, if one were to stop pushing, the poop would just hang there from the ass, very much like an ornamental medallion.

Boy, I'm glad everything is ok now, but I still had an ass medallion on when my old lady started chokin' on a chicken bone!

by Silty Loam June 14, 2016

hacker's ass

A painful feeling in one's ass caused by sitting too long. Hacker's ass is a common condition among programming enthusiasts.

I need to get one of those Aeron chairs, I'm starting to get some chronic hacker's ass.

"Hey Bob, wanna grab some coffee?"

"Sure, I'm starting to get some hacker's ass anyways."

by Deep Pancake February 11, 2014