you are sheet!

Stating that a person, place, or thing is shit. Derrogatory term. To be said with a heavy accent.

Wow I'm cool.

*Bob does your girlfriend*

BOB, You are sheet!

by Bizzlefoshizzle February 3, 2004

Dragon Bottle Skeet

The act of emptying out a shampoo bottle then replacing the shampoo with skeet that you have saved for a couple of weeks. Resulting into a sticky raised hairstyle on the person who uses it, similar to the hairstyle on the old anime, Dragon Ball Z.

Samantha took Francis's shampoo bottle and emptied it out. She then inserted her dick into the bottle and released herself. Not knowing, Francis used the shampoo bottle. His hair resulted in a style similar to Goku and he said "Oh fuck I just got a shitload of Dragon Bottle Skeet."

by ChinkyChiChongChingSquint December 15, 2006

skeetbeat

A friend that ditched you to hang with a girl you hot karled last week.

Nick was being a skeetbeat so we gave him a pittsburg steamer.

by Bobby Orange Robert April 21, 2007

sheet slayer

A guy who wakes up the morning after hooking up with a girl to find a blood stain on his bed.

"James found out he was a sheet slayer the morning after he brought Meagan to his room."

by jadaal21 January 25, 2009

Skeet n Skirt

When your done busting your load, you leave as soon as possible making up whatever reason you have to to abondon the chick

I had to give that beezy the skeet n skirt last night.

by HTF Yadada January 26, 2010

sheet cred

Respect between writers, or of readers for a writer, based on the quality and substance of their writing. Amount of writing published or number of copies sold can be, but isn't necessarily, a factor, as quantity is not always indicative of value.

I don't care how prolific he is or how many copies he's sold, James Patterson has no sheet cred. He's good at driving plot, but that's about it.

by formicah February 21, 2011

skeet jar

A large glass jar in which a man(or woman) repeatedly cum/skeet into until it is full.

Dude, her Dad punched me in the face after I told his daughter that I wanted to pour my skeet jar all over her face.

by skeetjar102 January 27, 2014