status

A new form of communication invented by slay queens

She blocks you and broadcast her problems to all her contacts and then ask her besties why you don't seem to understand what her status mean.

by Zimmarish October 30, 2018

status killer

A person who likes a perfectly likable status that causes others to not like it in return because of the person's personality.

-Man did you see that really good status with those awesome lyrics?

-Yeah it was really insightful and cool.
-You didn't like it though?
-Yeah true.
-Damn status killers taking away from my status' success!!

by André10000 November 11, 2011

Statue Scripts

The BEST Script Showcaser

BABE! Statue Scripts just posted!

by statued February 17, 2024

Status Jumping

Status jumping is a skill used by many facebookers to prevent a creeper from creepin on ones facebook. The status jumper starts a conversation on one status and then continues it on another status making creepers confused.

Facebooker #1 writes on status 1: hey guyz what time we going to movies tonight?
Creeper: 'yesss what time are you going to the movies tonight'
Status jumping Facebooker #2 writes on different status: 9 PM facebooker.

by BookFacee July 6, 2010

Status legende

A phrase you say to someone you think very highly of.

Yesterday I went to Burek Olimpija and the BurekMan gave me a discount, thats why I had to give him a Status legende.

by GentlesWaif October 30, 2020

thumbtack status

another way to say posted or chilling out

I'm on thumbtack status

by babygirl69 June 25, 2008

yeme status

you make someone stop what they are saying by playing them

Person A: "you stupid!"
Person B: "no, you so stupid on job applications that when it says 'do not write on this dotted line' you put 'okay.'"

Crowd looking on: "Oooo! He just put you on yeme status!"

by DJ NIcky Nick December 21, 2007