When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off
My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.
by Windawhoa March 11, 2023
Get the Salted nut rollmug. Instead of typing "lmao" you type "salts" meaning 'Smiled and laughed then stopped'
It's more accurate ❤
It's more accurate ❤
by Chachabingos January 13, 2021
Get the SALTSmug. S - smiled
A - a
L - little
T - then
S - stopped
It was not that funny, but it made me smile a little for a second. It is used when messaging another person.
A - a
L - little
T - then
S - stopped
It was not that funny, but it made me smile a little for a second. It is used when messaging another person.
by charlidameliocancelled November 19, 2020
Get the saltsmug. An uncommonly annoying internet troll that exists to spread salt. Often found in online games such as Counter-Strike:GO, LoL, COD, and Chivalry: Medieval Warfare. Salt merchants usually ply their trade through offensive innuendoes and racial/homosexual/religiously charged slurs directed to players on their own team, rather than that of their opponents.
Salt Merchants differ from Salt Gods in that they rarely devolve into simple profanities directed at single players and usually spread to envelope their entire team. Their goal is to trigger as many people as possible. As such, any and all remotely dividing topics are covered in their vitrol.
Salt Merchants differ from Salt Gods in that they rarely devolve into simple profanities directed at single players and usually spread to envelope their entire team. Their goal is to trigger as many people as possible. As such, any and all remotely dividing topics are covered in their vitrol.
Salt Merchant: Hitler did nothing wrong except for letting your Jews anscestors give birth to you, you ableist keking shitlord.
Player 1: Fuck off, Salt Merchant!
Salt Merchant: This team is full of autists holy fuck please kill me now.
Player 1: Fuck off, Salt Merchant!
Salt Merchant: This team is full of autists holy fuck please kill me now.
by Giant Miniature Space Hampster March 5, 2017
Get the salt merchantmug. I made out with a salt-and-pepper bear at a gay bar last night because his white and black hair turned me on.
by Ana Siski January 2, 2020
Get the Salt-and-Pepper Bearmug. A very salty boy, who rages over at everything and anything, wheter is it be a small or big problem.
by A-Bitch-Named-Al April 18, 2018
Get the Salt Godmug. A woman wakes her man up by dipping her fingers in her wet pussy and lathering it on his sleeping mouth lips.
by RedNexDex April 20, 2024
Get the Sex Smelling Saltsmug.