Chouffeur of the room

From the French word “chouffeur” which means “watcher”. A chouffeur from the room is (usually) a guy attending to a party without pertaining to the fun. Can also be used to describe someone watching a twitter thread from afar.

He just standing there looking at girls. He’s such a chouffeur of the room.

by Usodumb August 26, 2025

above room temp

A tone of voice that is above your indoor voice but not quite yet your outdoor voice. Spoken with volume and enunciation.

She raised her voice above room temp so her grandpa would hear her.

by ohaygrlzohayyay August 4, 2020

The FLUSHED Room

a Discord server that wants to donate.
a Slack workspace that didn't donate, for plans.
a watermark that appears on loot999's YouTube.

Minh Khang: go to the flushed room
uwuKitten: okay ;)

by relaxedkaomoji December 22, 2021

toilet room wallet

When someone tries to help you out for free with no strings attached (like finding a wallet in a restroom)

Rob was looking for a job so I attempted to extend a toilet room wallet by telling him my job was hiring

by CouncilmanJR February 20, 2022

Diary Room

The Diary Room is where criminals in Bullshit Junction go. There is blood on the walls, and a woman seeking help in there. You will frequently find Kevin Ryan in there for being a downbad creature.

Jay "Did you hear that Kevin got sent to the Diary Room again?"
Ken "Yeah, what for?"
Jay "Being a downbad creature, as always."

by Rikki Stixx August 1, 2023

brew room cop

An older coworker, normally a bit of a hipster, tries to define rules for conversation and behaviour in the brew room.
Also known to drag out work tasks, in order to remind people they are important.

His such a “brew room cop” we can’t even have a laugh if his in the room.

by Sidchrome November 12, 2023

arrest room

What a store's WC becomes if'n yer fool enough to take merchandise into said toilet-retreat.

Best advice to keep a REST room from becoming an ARREST room --- just don't take chances by performing suspicious-looking activities while loading yourself up with merchandise from a store's shelves... put all your items in a shopping-basket or cart and leave said receptacle OUTSIDE da door of da crapper-cubicle, okaaayyyyy??? If yer worried about people's stealing your stuff, ask an accompanying friend or a security-guard to watch your basket, or leave it at da courtesy-desk or behind da cashier's counter till you get through takin' yer whiz/dump, then retrieve your load of treasures and continue shopping.

by QuacksO August 25, 2019