I met this great guy at the party but when i went down on him I felt like i was having to swallow the pineapple.
by funny old guy February 25, 2011
When two gay men insert their penises into a pineapple and violently hump it together. Generally after licking each other’s anuses.
by Big Willy and the boys January 22, 2024
When you accidentally kill yourself on Dreamland in Super Smash Bros. Melee. This is due to the fact that the bottom of the stage looks like a pineapple.
by papapattyp December 20, 2020
We will all take turns presenting. You'll each have 10 minutes and and after that you'll be pineappled. Then it will be someone elses turn.
by ugubu February 04, 2022
(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 04, 2021
(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 04, 2021
by savage princess November 23, 2023