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god

I kill da cocksuckas, i burn da muslisms, shit, i rob the poor even blinder and make sure people like Oprah become billionare!!!

Free will is to many atheists as god is to believers. Without it, they would all lose hope and OD.
by gaymulkan May 21, 2003
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God

Nature. More specifically, the inherent organizing intelligence within nature (Logos) that runs through the universe (God's body) like honey through a honey cone. Often thought of as a large humanoid figure in the sky who sends people who jerk off to a fiery place called Hell, "God" has killed, through his many, divided followers, more men than cancer.
For those who disbelieve in God, a painful doom awaits-- The "Holy" Quran
by Jack Death May 13, 2005
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God

Do you know what nemessis means? A richeous infliction of retribution manifested my an apropriate agent...personified in this case by an honorable cunt.....ME !
by PSYCHOISGOD !!! April 29, 2005
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GOD

the king of all
by micky March 19, 2004
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God

Designated driver. Overall chill guy I guess. Smoked much weed. He was gay.
Hey I smoke weed. Names god. I'm gay.
by KingOfAllDolphinsThatEverExist October 19, 2011
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God

If you're over the age of 10, even if you dont agree with it, you can at least think about the possibility that god was put in books or in drawings/paintings by people, and that people were not put here by god. Your ancestors are where you come from.
God never ceases to be amazing or interesting to hear about, it's a universal topic to most religions and is even outside religion, but it's also a topic humans are fully capable of imagining, a kid can do it.
by Solid Mantis July 19, 2020
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God bless you God

This is a humorous way to be thankful for the positives of nature, summer rain, love...
God bless you God, for sending each man a woman!
by I, Wreckerrr January 25, 2021
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