oliver couch

when you sit down and your willy gets caught in between the cushions

Person: im gonna go sit down
Also Person: FUCK SAKE WILLY DOWN GRAB THE MANDEM IVE GOT OLIVER COUCH

by DrMonkNugget124 June 19, 2023

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Oliver

A real cool guy
Very hyper
Bites sometimes
Can be cuddly
Likes string

Only eats the nicest food
ADHD poster child in the best way
A real good boy

Possibly a cat

"Oliver is doing zoomies around the living room again!"

by r.m. roe March 2, 2023

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oliver

yes me my name is oliver i am hot as fuck i love 2d men but why is no one attractive in real world

oliver is so hooott

by hdfhfdhj March 7, 2023

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oliver

yes me my name is oliver i am hot as fuck

oliver is so fineee

by hdfhfdhj March 7, 2023

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Oliver has a small fucking penis, which usually looks like a push-pop that you got from your local store when he's hard ( estimate at most 2 inches ) Despite his negative inches, he is extremely funny and energetic. You will either love this man or hate him. He usually is super energetic in a hangout ( going for 9 hours straight of rampage) and sleeps like a card box when he's finally "taken down".

Yo what's good oliver

by Rfboi March 9, 2023

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Oliver Kelly

Oliver kelly is cricketer that lives and breathes the sport. Unfortunately for him he cant hit one off the square. The only bad thing about Oliver getting out is you then have to put up with his BS in the sheds until the team is rolled.

Watching Oliver Kelly bat is like watching grass grow, paint dry and snails walk.

by Taj Longdong March 12, 2023

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