Salt my potatoes

When another man drips jizz on your balls.

Salt my potatoes "Hey Phil, should I leave it in? No! Pull it out and salt my potatoes!!"

by Gowdysooner May 19, 2016

salt the pineapple

A euphemism for sex, stemming from a B-52s song referring to a female's genitalia as a pineapple, and the saltiness of ejaculate.

Tonight I'm going to salt the pineapple.

by Heavy Hammer March 15, 2016

salt rim

The act of tossing salad in the under water in the ocean

Nothing beats a good day at a beach when you get a good salt rim

by reverebeachkid November 24, 2015

SALTS

smiled a little then stopped

emma: why did u text me SALTS
me: because i didn’t actually laugh. i smiled a little, then stopped.

by hellllyeah31 June 9, 2020

Salting the possum

Lighten up, chill out, not take things too seriously

Aaron, she was salting the possum before work so she could deal with her lab mates bullshit
Oh! Good for her. Maybe we should all salt a possum

by Taxidermistlady February 19, 2017

Salts

S-smiled
A- A
L-little
T-then
S-Stopped
This is used when you didn’t laugh out loud or laughed your ass off.

Friend- Look at this meme
Friend 2- Salts

by clumsyclums June 11, 2020

Canadian salt shaker

When the passenger of a vehicle grabs ahold of the drivers steering wheel and yanks it causing them to crash into the ditch

I was driving my buddy home from the bar and that drunk grabbed ahold of my steering wheel and gave me the Canadian salt shaker, spun out right into the ditch”

by Anonamoose69420 January 17, 2023