Road Load

The act of ejaculating while driving.

That 6 hour drive would have been super boring but I passed the time with a road load.

by Ju-Li November 22, 2021

Loaded

Someone who has drugs and/or alcohol.

My plug is loaded.

by anonymous1937 November 2, 2021

P Load

Cannabis industry slang for a product known as "PhosphoLoad".

Phosphoload is a "nutrient" made using a chemical called paclobutrazol, its usage causes buds/nugs to be unusually heavy and dense.

P Load is banned in plants meant for human consumption and is known to cause cancer.

"Dont smoke that shit, that dude is growing with P Load"

"All those nugs on Instagram are definitely grown using P Load"

by Joemamaniss November 3, 2021

Loading the musket

When a man inserts at least one testicle into a woman's vagina. He may have to use some sort of rod to assist the accommodation of his nutsack.

Friend 1: How was that girl you took home last night?
Friend 2: We started right off with loading the musket. She was a trooper.

Friend 1: Lucky bastard...

by humboldtcountywhore134 November 7, 2021

Wide load toad

When a bitch is hella fat lookin like a toad rawr XD

That bitch a wide load toad

by Tommyc November 13, 2021

Front Load

A newer individual in Fort Eustis going through AIT classes who acts like a shitbag.

Wow that fucking front load is late to formation, he must be on publications.

by Kyshbs November 13, 2021

Load the sofa

Making sure you have a semi before you hit the surf.

"Going to load the sofas then head in on main beach I think"

by JimmyJames2000 November 15, 2021