Matthew gray gubler

a yummy hunk of a pipe cleaner who stars in criminal minds.

he's hot btw

"hey is that matthew gray gubler i think i saw him on criminal minds

by gublergramm November 27, 2020

Matthew Frank Anderson

One who fondle's Jay Leno's Vagina.

Matthew Frank Anderson went to a party one night and got drunk for his first time...He ended up meeting Jay Leno and fondling her vagina.

by mike hunt likes jay Leno a lot November 3, 2010

matthew gray gubler

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by gublergram April 3, 2021

Matthew [contract killer]

A play on the name of Matthew the Evangelist or Saint Matthew, the Patron Saint of Tax Collectors, Matthew is a common pseudonym used by contract and professional killers in reference to the collection of a fee or “contract” in exchange for the commission of a murder(s); also commonly associated with political or industrial espionage; a Matthew can be defined as an entity that initiates or executes the illegal extraction, destruction or trading of information for monetary gain.

1)To say that a patron or rival is scheduled to meet with Matthew contract killer. 2) To claim that Matthew will tend to a situation. 3) To claim Matthew as a client and/or associate.

by Aron Tel August 16, 2008

Brian Matthews dick

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Matthew

gay small dick Matthew is a name for someone with a tiny penis and likes men sexually.

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Matthew

The most gayest person alive. When he talks he just sounds gay. It's no surprise his family thinks he is gay too. Matthew's favourite game is fortnite. He plays it all the time and when he dies he rages. When his friends call his mum gay he jokes about being an orphan. What a cold hearted monster. he is also very not not ugly

Person1: Who's that guy over there.
Person2: He is Matthew btw he is super gay.
Matthew: IM NOT GAY
person3: no ur mum is
Matthew: IM AN ORPHAN

by Taygimoo August 13, 2020