Matthew collins is a really awesome guy who is much loved by nevin the irish lepracawn from the enchanted forest of tidly fee fi fo fum.
Matthew collins enjoys thinking about declan......
He knows that this turf is a weapon
and lives in the nortpotatoe
He is in family guy episode 3
Matthew collins enjoys thinking about declan......
He knows that this turf is a weapon
and lives in the nortpotatoe
He is in family guy episode 3
OMG matthew collins you used to live with nevin didn't you?
Yes we live in the forest of tiddly fee fi fum
OMG he sells sea shells... at discount prices...
OMG i know i bought piles there in my room now
is it true nevin can't pronounce the letter h
Yes he says patatoe or turf instead.
Yes we live in the forest of tiddly fee fi fum
OMG he sells sea shells... at discount prices...
OMG i know i bought piles there in my room now
is it true nevin can't pronounce the letter h
Yes he says patatoe or turf instead.
by mattie15 April 16, 2010
by gublergramm November 28, 2020
Matthew Frank Anderson went to a party one night and got drunk for his first time...He ended up meeting Jay Leno and fondling her vagina.
by mike hunt likes jay Leno a lot November 02, 2010
A play on the name of Matthew the Evangelist or Saint Matthew, the Patron Saint of Tax Collectors, Matthew is a common pseudonym used by contract and professional killers in reference to the collection of a fee or “contract” in exchange for the commission of a murder(s); also commonly associated with political or industrial espionage; a Matthew can be defined as an entity that initiates or executes the illegal extraction, destruction or trading of information for monetary gain.
1)To say that a patron or rival is scheduled to meet with Matthew contract killer. 2) To claim that Matthew will tend to a situation. 3) To claim Matthew as a client and/or associate.
by Aron Tel July 19, 2008
Not to be confused with Brian's dick it is over 3 miles long example wow Louis dick is only one million size of Brian Matthews dick
Brian Matthews dick is massive
by Brian's Matthews dick February 08, 2021
matthew gray gubler is the FUCKING HOTTEST MAN ALIVE LIKE RAIL ME INTO SHREDS HE IS SO HOT LIKE GAH DAYUM ALSO HES SO KIND AND SWEET AND HIM AND AUBREY PLAZA CAN STEP ON ME
matthew gray gubler is the loml
by gublergram April 03, 2021
The most gayest person alive. When he talks he just sounds gay. It's no surprise his family thinks he is gay too. Matthew's favourite game is fortnite. He plays it all the time and when he dies he rages. When his friends call his mum gay he jokes about being an orphan. What a cold hearted monster. he is also very not not ugly
Person1: Who's that guy over there.
Person2: He is Matthew btw he is super gay.
Matthew: IM NOT GAY
person3: no ur mum is
Matthew: IM AN ORPHAN
Person2: He is Matthew btw he is super gay.
Matthew: IM NOT GAY
person3: no ur mum is
Matthew: IM AN ORPHAN
by Taygimoo August 14, 2020