Father Mason

The priestly character Conor Mason of Nothing But Thieves becomes in the Dead Club City, where members only are welcome to listen to Tomorrow is Closed

Father Mason inducts new members and leads his disciples in the Dead Club City

by Sunny23uk January 22, 2025

Mason-mex-igger gender

This gender is a form of a person identifying as black and Mexican gone wronger. This person is typically thin and a blank space taking up mass on earth. They are a flub molecule that is both Mexican and "Wigger." Slowly, over time, their physical form will decay, and their mass will take up so big of a circumference that it could concave into a big dark hole. If ever coming across this unique breed of Mason-mex-igger, do treat them with overall fat shaming, as they find this a love language showing "them" appreciation. They will then respond with an interesting and unique type of communication typically freaking the other person out.

"Hey you wombass-sized wigger!" - Joel
"You're so poochie banyana and swole!" - Mason-mex-igger gender
"Wtf!" - Joel
"You are definitely an interesting breed." - Joel

by Mr. Tinkleberry January 26, 2025

Masonic Cooties

1. A figurative stigma or taint associated with a Freemason who has acted contrary to the principles, ethics, or expectations of Freemasonry, resulting in a damaged reputation.

2. The perceived risk of reputational harm or social contamination by association with such an individual.

-He got caught bending the rules, and now nobody will sit next to him in lodge. Classic case of *Masonic Cooties*.

-Careful who you shake hands with—Masonic Cooties spread faster than bad ritual work.

by Somo Titbee February 12, 2025

Dirty Mason

When you ejaculate on your roommates’ bathroom wall and let that shit crust over.

Bro, I saw some weird shit on the bathroom wall, I think someone pulled a Dirty Mason.

by Multi-breaster February 18, 2025

Mason

Should kill himself, nobody would know, plus your replaceable, Mason is a self centered piece of shit worth nothing, nobody loves him although they seem like they do, in the end nobody loves a Mason, his relationships don’t last and never will and they always end because of him, family and friends all act like they love him but deep down they all could go on without him, that’s a Mason, a person who nobody could give a fuck about.

“Mason should kill himself”
“Mason doesn’t matter as much as he thought he did”

by You don’t matter as much as yo March 22, 2025

Mason 2009

Should kill himself, nobody would know, plus your replaceable, Mason is a self centered piece of shit worth nothing, nobody loves him although they seem like they do, in the end nobody loves a Mason, his relationships don't last and never will seem like they do, in the end nobody loves a Mason, his relationships don't last and never will and they always end because of him, family and friends all act like they love him but deep down they all could go on without him, that's a Mason, a person who nobody could give a fuck about.

"Mason 2009 should kill himself"
"Mason doesn't matter as much as he thought he did"

by You don’t matter as much as yo March 22, 2025

Mason

A guy with ADHD that likes skateboarding rock music, and is such a bigass simp.

Me: "Who's your crush"

Mason: "My crush? The same one I had since 3rd grade and I have bought a million gifts for."

You are a such a mason

by THIKDICKMOMMY23 June 6, 2024