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Pretty-Pig-Apologists

Partisans who defend their candidate or elected official with phrases like "the lesser of two evils" and criticizing those who argue for a truly representative government as Puritopians or partisans of an opposition party. Puritopians supersede the term emo-progs for Progressives or left wing Democrats. "Pretty-Pig-Apologists" could also be Republicans who support the Tea Party.

"Pretty-Pig-Apologists" assume a superior attitude and write or voice condescending remarks to those want a better government.

Pretty-Pig-Apologists are partisans not patriots.
The "Pretty-Pig-Apologists" counter any criticism of their candidate or elected official by asserting that a better politician is unelectable.

The apologist can be Republican or Democrat. Democrats use term (formally emo-prog) to describe Progressives just as Republicans could use it for members of the Tea Party.

"While not voting as a Puritopian is like partying while the ship sinks."

"You need to address your Puritopian Plan to bring about progressive change."

"Yes, (Obama) could easily be replaced by _______ _________.
Please fill in the blank, you know, with a more liberal candidate who could realistically be elected this country.
Otherwise, what the respected Member says is just pure demagoguery in lieu of realistic solutions."
by ContrarianPolitics August 25, 2013
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Titty-to-pretty ratio

Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.
I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.
by negutits June 24, 2014
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pinterest pretty

your beauty is not that of any kind of pretty? basically different from conventionally attractive or girl next door pretty.
"Oh! If I can describe your beauty, it's like pinterest pretty!"

"What do you mean by that?"

"You have a really pretty face. Not just pretty. But the type to make people stare."
by bunnigf December 29, 2022
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Pretty

Someone who is pretty, looks fine as hell, and sends gym pictures of herself to Ryan..... sweaty ones preferably
Oh you pretty af, how bout a gym selfie baby girl, it's so hot out and I'm thirsty
by Big_Papi_Chulo August 28, 2023
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pretty boy

by ginger1321 January 5, 2022
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Pretty Faced Troll

Someone that seems beautiful (I define as a person that's as pretty on the inside as they are on the outside.) However, they turn out to be really great at Gaslighting. May troll a potential lover on Social Media if they are upset or feel wronged.

Synonym: Wolf in sheep's clothing.
I thought Kai was beautiful until they turned out to be a real PFT. (Pretty Faced Troll)
by Dam Skam June 28, 2024
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deer pretty

way to de acc rive someone who has a longer face and doe eyes
person 1: “am i cat, fox, bunny, or deer pretty?”
person 2: “you’re definitely deer pretty!”
by poop5423 April 24, 2023
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