Has absolutely nothing to do with the ammount of rubber bands. Is simply a wad of cash with a rubber band around it. These types of "Banks" are usually found in illegal transactions; i.e., drug trafficking. The term is also an oxymoron of sorts, because the terms "Rubber Band" and "Bank" imply drastically different levels of risk.
by Schlongmaster December 7, 2006
Get the Rubber Band Bankmug. A non-sexual term referring to the way a band kid asks for assistance from fellow band kids to put on his or her jacket as part of their uniform. The jacket itself is very difficult to put on by itself because the zipper is on the back. Unless you are a freak of nature, you need help putting it on. This ritual of the doing normally begins with a band kid half in the uniform turning around as they say "Do me", the band kid leans over as the second band kid takes their quivering hand and slowly zips up their jacket. Once this is done, the band kids parts ways to do other people.
Band kid 1: Hey band kid 2, "Do me (band)"
Band kid 2: *Zips up jacket*
Band kid 1: Thank you! *walks away*
Band kid 2: *Zips up jacket*
Band kid 1: Thank you! *walks away*
by Sousatonium October 15, 2014
Get the Do me (band)mug. A band, like Wilco, whose primary audience is comprised of dads with cool teenage kids, but who still attract enough cool teenage kids to be actually cool.
Joe: Have you heard the new Wilco CD?
Amy: No way, man. My dad still hasn't taken "Yankee Foxtrot Hotel" out of the Saab.
Lisa: Yeah. They're such a cool dad band.
Amy: No way, man. My dad still hasn't taken "Yankee Foxtrot Hotel" out of the Saab.
Lisa: Yeah. They're such a cool dad band.
by Emily R-W March 2, 2008
Get the cool dad bandmug. A sports fan who's loyalty is contingent upon a team's success. These fans are rarely respected in the sport fanatic community because they reap the rewards of victory, without a willingness or fortitude to face the hardships of defeat.
1realist on the New York Mets message board on 8/10/2010 says "F the Mets!! I am a Reds fan now!!"
Thus, 1realist is a band wagon jumper
Thus, 1realist is a band wagon jumper
by NyMetsFan August 11, 2010
Get the Band Wagon Jumpermug. the demon spawn of nickolodean(which used to be pure of intentions but that shortly ended when the high elves lost in the war against ronald reagan and osama bin laden) their main objective were to steal the souls of your sons and daughters(usually daughters) and give them the dark overlord voldemort so he may bake a cookie of disaster and feed it to all newborn narwhales. fortunately their attempts were thwarted by the heroic actions of spartan 117, sgt. johnson, and Bob saget who drove them back to the dark hellhole from whence they came.
by jorjor218 June 21, 2011
Get the naked brothers bandmug. Band Kid Irony is Humor where people Ironcly use media that band kids would sterotpyically enjoy and as a satirisation of internet memes and humor in general
These include Popular Media and their characters considered to have annoying fanbases like Pizza Tower, Garden Of banban, cuphead, pibby, etc
And outdated memes and slang terms like Uncanny mr.incredible, ohio, rizz, etc
Also sometimes combined with the "so retro" meme
This most Commonly takes the form of replacing words from a famous quote, movie scene, or song lyrics
or acting like their the best thing ever ironcly
it can also take a form of a video that is sorta similar to the 21st century humor and arabfunny videos in presentation
These include Popular Media and their characters considered to have annoying fanbases like Pizza Tower, Garden Of banban, cuphead, pibby, etc
And outdated memes and slang terms like Uncanny mr.incredible, ohio, rizz, etc
Also sometimes combined with the "so retro" meme
This most Commonly takes the form of replacing words from a famous quote, movie scene, or song lyrics
or acting like their the best thing ever ironcly
it can also take a form of a video that is sorta similar to the 21st century humor and arabfunny videos in presentation
Band kid irony Examples
Example 1:
"pibby i am your griddy... OHIIOOOOOOO!"
(Recreation of the "i am your father" scene from star wars)
Example 2:
"Name 4 pieces of media that changed your life"
"Pizza tower, Graden of banban, Mr incredible videos, pibby"
Example 3:
"This is the griddy about it, you'll learn to never rizz it
The pizza tower is shrouded in living Nathaniel B
So what goes on in your ohio
When all you know is your uncanny shadow has a grimace shake?"
(Recreation of Lyrics from "Your evil shadow has a cup of tea" by lemon demon)
Example 1:
"pibby i am your griddy... OHIIOOOOOOO!"
(Recreation of the "i am your father" scene from star wars)
Example 2:
"Name 4 pieces of media that changed your life"
"Pizza tower, Graden of banban, Mr incredible videos, pibby"
Example 3:
"This is the griddy about it, you'll learn to never rizz it
The pizza tower is shrouded in living Nathaniel B
So what goes on in your ohio
When all you know is your uncanny shadow has a grimace shake?"
(Recreation of Lyrics from "Your evil shadow has a cup of tea" by lemon demon)
by Glitchboy24 July 7, 2023
Get the Band Kid Ironymug. Italian marching band
It’s a group of Italian cousins getting out of work, walking in a giant group towards Nona’s house for some fresh pasta and meatballs. Their steps and voices can be heard from miles away.
It’s a group of Italian cousins getting out of work, walking in a giant group towards Nona’s house for some fresh pasta and meatballs. Their steps and voices can be heard from miles away.
Pedestrian: what’s that noice?
Pedestrian 2: it’s fine, it’s just the lucali family in their Italian marching band.
*Several miles away*
Cousin 1: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 2: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 3: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 4: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 5: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 6: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 7: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 8: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 9: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 10: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 11: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 12: Ay! I’m walking here
Pedestrian 2: it’s fine, it’s just the lucali family in their Italian marching band.
*Several miles away*
Cousin 1: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 2: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 3: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 4: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 5: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 6: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 7: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 8: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 9: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 10: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 11: Ay! I’m walking here
Cousin 12: Ay! I’m walking here
by 7akeshi September 11, 2018
Get the Italian Marching bandmug.