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coffee can exhaust

an exhaust system ( IF u choose to call it as such!) whose sound resembles that of lawn mower or weed whacker ALMOST if not COMPLETELY to the tee. (Usually large in size, but heinous in appearance)
-when identifying with a coffee can exhaust, during acceleration (usually a long process for such cars), u may add the words: pleeease *shift* fiiiiix *shift* meeeeeeeeee*!!
by Lali September 21, 2003
mugGet the coffee can exhaustmug.

Can I get

Dumb way of asking for something in a bar or diner, which gives the impression that you've never actually understood how to ask for anything. If you say: "Can I get a cappuccino?" to a barrista, they're entitled to respond: "You can if you want, but they actually pay me to get things for you and I suspect your job is better paid than mine, so why don't I do the getting and you do the asking..." You can always tell people who understand how to be a customer. They say: "Can I have a cappuccino?"
Can I get a cappuccino?

Can I get acquainted with English?
by Hunthill November 8, 2008
mugGet the Can I getmug.

can of whoop ass

An actual energy drink, according to a recent issue of National Geographic.
See this? (shoves can in listener's face) I'm about to open up a can of Whoop Ass.
by Misterdoe February 8, 2005
mugGet the can of whoop assmug.

can i bun

by Twhehxtwhxiwus March 6, 2018
mugGet the can i bunmug.

can friends kiss

Friend 1: Hey wto kiss me
Friend 2: Yes of course
Friend 1: Wait? Can friends kiss?
Friend 2: Tes because that is normal
by Saucy F8 December 2, 2020
mugGet the can friends kissmug.

rusty can opener

An old man (AARP status) has sex with a virgin.
I experience nausea, when I think about someone being a rusty can opener.
by Tree hugger July 29, 2017
mugGet the rusty can openermug.

I can the power

An internet meme that originated from Funnyjunk.com. It's a fuck-up of the sentence 'I can feel the power'. It's used when someone, for some reason, is experiencing a rise in energy levels, such as when they're FIRING THAR LAZ0R, or have just done something cool or amazing.
Guy 1- "Dude, you just jumped that bridge in one leap! You must be an hero!"

Guy 2- "I CAN THE POWER!!!!11one!1"
by Eddoblah August 16, 2010
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