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Floppy Horse

when a horse is walking. a.k.a horse jangler
hey look at that horse jangler. i could also use the term floppy horse
by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003
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sally horse

1. a nasty, STD-ridden, "i wouldnt f*ck you with HIS dick", missing teeth, stinky prostitute

2. code word for nuts on your back

3. a girl who is more than a little slutty but doesnt seem to realize it, and when confronted about it, she "has no idea what you're talking about"

4. Kim from bus 5063
That girl in those hoochie mama shorts and half shirt is such a sally horse!

Vivian's new boyfriend pulled a sally horse on her. She wasn't too happy about it.
by Cherry Darling January 20, 2009
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Horse laughing

When one is laughing so hard they resemble an excited horse throwing their head up and down.
Cory was horse laughing when Jane fell because else wasn't paying attention.
by Katt1496 July 8, 2017
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Sysa horse

Sysa horse is a legendary animal. The sysa is derived from the turkish word sisa (sesa) that means smelly serf. In the schythian-nomad empire the sesa was the lowest grade. In many civilization (fe: the Kazar empire, the seleucid empire) siesa means horse-milker or sexton. Sysa horse is a magic platypus who killed the last king of the bloddy grapemans.
"Blackfoot" Marcus Siesa was a schythian-hun-arabian-parthian cohort who fighterd in the Danube basin against the romanian army. When a legionray attacked him he ate the agressor, but it vas just an old legend of sysa horse
by Dr. loverdon March 4, 2009
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Holy Horse

used in an extreme case of shock. Basicly you say this when your in a real fucked situation.
John: Hey Tony how are you?

Tony: John! My cat chester just got ran over by a fucking mime!

John: Holy Horse!
by A man wilting November 21, 2009
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horse hockey

A variant spelling for 'polo'.
Them snobs are playing horse hockey again
by shonny September 8, 2007
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Trojan Horse

The perfect drink for anything. Involves cheap whiskey, coke zero, and cherry syrup.
Person 1: While you're at the bar can you make me a drink?

Person 2: How about a Trojan Horse?

Person 1: That sounds fucking awesome!
by tj8 January 11, 2010
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