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Honey Suckleing

Honey suckleing is when a man jizzes into another man's beard, the larger the better, and then that same man or any other man sucks it out of his beard by inhaling at the semen within his entangled beard hairs.

This is best performed by burly bear men with either flannel shirts or no shirts on out in the woods during or after chopping down trees, mountaineering, hiking or any other outdoor forest activities.
Josh and Aiden were out in the woods looking for trees to fell for their log cabin getaway location when Josh couldn't resist Aiden's firm ass flexing at every step in front of him on the trail.

After a sappy and sweaty forest floor pounding session Josh pleaded for Aiden to spray his manly load into his beard. Just as the final spurts hit Josh's beard a backpacker appeared from behind a tree and admitted to watching everything go down.

"Excuse me, may I suckle that honey from your beard?" Asked the backpacker.

Aiden and Josh were so startled that they agreed.

After the backpacker finished he exclaimed, "I haven't honey suckled so fine a beard in years."

"Nothing gets me instantly hard like some honey suckleing," said Aiden as he proceeded to bend over the backpacker and go at it again.
by Brawny Man April 24, 2013
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Honey Wage

The form of payment you receive through employment in a communist country; described as a 'honey wage' as it is spread out evenly.
I can't afford my bass harmonica, I only get a honey wage.
by biish September 23, 2013
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honey munchkin

1. What a freshman calls an upperclassman when he/she tries to hit on him/her.
2. A name that pisses a girl off
1. You scared me honey munchkin! Don't do that ever again Iris... See you during lunch :)
2. "What's up Iris the honey munchkin?" "STOP CALLING ME THAT!" "I'm sorry. I won't do it ever again honey munchkin."
by ddawg0926 April 24, 2017
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hockey boyz

by your nibba May 18, 2017
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honey bags

A Honey Bag is a female who is the pinnacle of attractivity.

10.1/10
Where the Honey Bags at?
by The Arian Dream July 6, 2017
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honey sister

When someone is a closet lesbian this is what they refer to their secret lover or "friend" as.
"Hey everyone this is Jessica, we are like sisters!" Jessica: "Yea, we are totally honey sisters."
by ButtMuffeen November 1, 2017
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Honey Banana

That state after a long makeout session or other pre-sexual activity whereby some cruel evil bitch just leaves a poor fella all erect, with pre-cum on his dick, blue balls and a bad case of unexpressed sexual tension.
Tim: so did you seal the deal with that chic you went out with yesterday?
Ted: Fuckin bitch!, she had us making out for like 30 mins then just leaves me there all honey banana! . Had to finish myself off after a very hard walk back home.
by Dr.GregoryHouse January 10, 2018
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