My cousin is here

Menstruation has many euphemisms and here is one: My cousin is here.

The euphemism comes from"country cousin".

Someone may say"Aunt Flo is visiting", while others may prefer "My cousin is here" or "My cousin has come".

1. Spencer: Doctor, I think I'm pregnant cuz my cousin stops coming.

2. Javier: Hey, babe. How are you today? Why do you look upset?
Lydia: Oh, no biggie. It's just... My cousin is here and giving me cramps.

by Sussie Q April 23, 2024

you were here now your there

you were ugly than had a big glow up and got a better type

you were here now your there so i did better

by factors March 29, 2022

Ayo The Pizza's Here

A line from a vine made by Calebcity, who is funnier than any joke youtubers on Youtube. (sorry, youtubers)

*doorbell*
Dude 1: Ayo The Pizza's Here
Dude 2: Sweet!

by iwascrazyonce July 21, 2024

i can smell your soup from here

Another way to say that you understand what someone is saying.

Ex: "Did you see that episode of The Walking Dead last night?? It was insane!"

"Ya! I can smell your soup from here!"

by Familyfirst22 March 26, 2017

here for the drama

Someone who likes to hear all the drama but tries to stay out of it.

I don't want to be involved, I'm only here for the drama

by Casey Johnston June 5, 2016

Mozambique here

Mozambique here είναι ένα meme του apex legends του χαρακτήρα lifeline

Mozambique here

by Totokis May 7, 2020

here thar be monsters

It means when you're with an unclean woman and u get crabs on you're genitals.

I got up after bad sex with a lady of the night, went into the bathroom, looked at my junk, and Here Thar Be Monsters!

by Shrouded In Red December 5, 2015