The homosexual act of scraping the smegma of an uncircumcised penis and spreading it onto a ritz cracker, then feeding the cracker to your partner.
by KevinCake October 6, 2012
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Get the happy water mug.A "Happy Deathday" is when a man or woman is made to down a dirty pint through a party funnel on the day of their birthday, usually to a chorus of their friends singing "Happy Deathday."
If the victim still hasn't finished by the time the song is over then their friends may count to the victims age (in seconds) while continuing to pour any non-toxic liquid they can find into the funnel.
If the victim still hasn't finished by the time the song is over then their friends may count to the victims age (in seconds) while continuing to pour any non-toxic liquid they can find into the funnel.
Jordan: "The last thing I remember was not being able to finish my Happy Deathday in time, everything after that is a mystery."
by Captain Faceplant September 2, 2009
Get the Happy Deathday mug.Happy Wednesday is the perfect day in the middle of the week where you find a random place to hang out and relax with friends and alcohol. Originated years ago at a cheeseburger restaurant where large amounts of alcohol were being consumed and when asked by the waitress "What's the occasion?" The whole table joined in and said "Happy Wednesday!" And so the random holiday was born.
by Chief Lil Meat June 2, 2010
Get the Happy Wednesday mug.1. a person whom has no standards in relation to the women he/she will have sexual relations with
2. a history of sexual relations with older women whom are also ugly (see slag)
2. a history of sexual relations with older women whom are also ugly (see slag)
by kingoflb September 1, 2006
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Get the The Happy Show mug.A Happy Fireman is a sexual practice that involves a man who holds onto his wiener as if it were an out-of-control fire hose, spraying his come wildly all over his partner as if he were putting out a fire.
by EmilyAnne716 July 27, 2008
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