Goon Sesh

A sick hangout session with the fellas; often includes some live music, poker, video games, etc

Me and the fellas just had a sweet goon sesh last night!

by California Golden Bears November 14, 2023

Moon Gooning

Similar to gooning;

Requires the blessing from Eagle Eye of the Navajo tribe.

Often completed in groups.

Peyote is optional.
Moon Gooning requires the full moon.

Moon Gooning begins by blowing the head off of a wild buffalo. Next, one, usually the experienced moon-gooner, must begin gooning. This step is followed by the group continuing to goon whilst catching, skinning, and hanging up an elk. To complete the Moon Gooning ritual, the group must simultaneously ejaculate into to the carcass of the hanging elk.

Oh man, me and the boys are gonna go Moon Gooning this weekend. You should totally come, my dad's gonna be there!

by OsbourneLord November 19, 2023

Opti-goons

Stands for “Optimized Gooners” It’s just a Vrchat group.

“Bro, ever since I joined the Opti-goons in VRChat, my obsession with Kokou went to an unhealthy level.”

by 6Royal99 April 27, 2025

Goon

To make a foolish mistake.

How many times do you goon a day? Around 6-7.

by arch btw #67 September 27, 2025

Gooned

To castrate one's self and remove their own genitals

He gooned himself in the pain olympics, now he's a eunuch

by zer0ofTime March 19, 2022

Goon dodging tournament

Just like goon dodging but a tournament where you have to be in a oversized Sauna with 30 people and it’s a free for all and you have to wear pink spandex and a unicorn crop top and to eliminate someone you have to land a headshot and there is also fog machines so you can’t see the floor so you slip on cum.

“I slipped and fell and hurt my self at the goon dodging tournament”

by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025

Gooning

An adventure best embarked upon with a box of tissues and a can-do attitude.

Person 1: "Hey bro what're you gonna do at the FNAF movie premiere"
Person 2: "I plan on gooning the entire length of it!"
Person 1: "Person 2... we need to talk"

by DefinatelyNotNikocadoAvocado November 26, 2023