fat blocker

this is the term commonly used for the guy who is willing to "take one for the team" and hook up with the fat ugly friend that is usually blocking a much hotter and skinnier woman.

fat blockers are usually very non-discriminate and have a lower than average tolerance for alcohol, thus making the fatter ladies appear more attractive.

Every man should have a fat blocking friend.

guy 1: "I need a fat blocker before I make my move. Where did Brian go? He's the best fat blocker in town."

by Bill2455 November 04, 2005
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fat privilege

Opposite to thin privilege, fat privilege is privileges people earn for being obese.

These privileges include but are not limited to: not blacking out when standing up, not having to ask for a box every time when eating at a restaurant, not having to poke holes in belts to make them fit/being able to shop for belts easily, and not as likely to be sexually objectified as intensely as thin people.
amanda, who is thin- “I have been getting stared at by this creepy old man all night, he tried to grope me earlier. I have to have security walk me to my car.”

tiffany, who is fat- “just don’t mind him, you will be fine. He doesn’t care.”

Tiffany does not understand what Amanda is dealing with, because she has fat privilege.
by lilpasty November 17, 2019
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chillin fat

One of two meanings:
1. To smoke a fatty and just chill
2. Just to kick it and hang low, with or without weed
Dude school sucked sooooo much ass today, I'm just gonna go home an chill fat all day

Brah: "whaddup dude, u busy this weekend?"
Dude: "nah brah I can kick it what u want to do?"
Brah: "u know just party and be chillin fat"
Dude: "fo sho"
by sixpackofnattyandichill January 04, 2011
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Fat Friends

The best way to refer to your wife's friends.
I could have gone to the Super Bowl if it weren't for you and your fat friends.
by WackyJoe February 09, 2010
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Fat Nigga

definition of an african american male whom is large in size, and/or is rich
fat nigga: ay yo girl holla at me, you fine as fuck!
girl: truuu
by richnigga223 February 21, 2017
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fat magic

A male whom poseses "fat magic" is on the heavier side of the scale that the hottest girls can't get enough of.
"She is way too hot for him, he must have fat magic". Examples of famous people or charaters with "fat Magic". Jason at Aqua Beach, King of Queens, Nutty Professor and Janet Jacksom & The fat kid in the Ferrari on the Vonage commercial.
by Fat Magic October 02, 2006
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fat whore

A girl that is really obese and has no self esteem so she sleeps with anyone she can.
I know this girl named kim. my friend George screwed her. she is very fat so he called her a fat whore.
by Jeremy West February 23, 2008
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