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The Mighty Eagle 

When you’re recieving head from a girl standing up, and right as you’re about to nut, you pull it out of her mouth slap it back down onto her face spread your arms up high and yell “MIGHTY EAGLE” as you ejaculate
“Yo dude i gave jess the craziest Might Eagle last night. It was awesome.”
“I wish my girlfriend would let me do The Mighty Eagle bro”
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hamburgers per bald eagle 

a common meme on how the americans dont use the metric system
"hey, how are fast are we?"
around 69 hamburgers per bald eagle"

Pittsburgh Blood Eagle 

reverse cowgirl but you push your thumbs up under her shoulder blades and see how far they can go. if she moans she forsakes valhalla
Sigurd: prepare yourself for the Pittsburgh blood eagle. only in silence shall you please the aesir!
Ingrid: *moans*

Voji x Eagle 

The best relationship to even occur in fiction, and there is a movie and comic about their deep and passionate relationship!
sigma Voji x Eagle
Voji x Eagle by PlagueDoc July 29, 2025

Standing, hovering spread-eagle 

When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!