When you squat while cleaning your room on your period and you think you have to fart but you accidentally poop yourself violently. It drips into the bloody pad as well as your underwear itself but yet, through sheer determination, you still clean up your room before cleaning your butt
by Jefree123456789 October 15, 2020
It is a strange and weird way to say "antes". Normally used by people with mental issues AKA: Viterbo.
by ViterboGamerMinecraft February 05, 2023
" Bro, I haven't slept in two days."
" You idiot! What're you doing with your life?! Carpe z-em, Bro!"
"You need help, Bro."
" You idiot! What're you doing with your life?! Carpe z-em, Bro!"
"You need help, Bro."
by ryloken07 February 16, 2016
she is so cute and probably plays soccer. has a lot of drama in her life. has depression but tries not to show it. amazing girl.
by Eimilydocolyn>olo May 23, 2021
a very smart teenage girl, that lives in salem oregon with potential dreams of being someone in life, loves to cook , and the outdoors
emely tolento cervantes is so smart
by lmaooowtf March 06, 2021
This person is always the one and only, a ride or die. Someone you would die for in a heartbeat. Your twin flame, someone who will always have your back and you will have theirs. A mango. A squash.
Fair enough, Em V.
by Soto2022 February 11, 2021
"Ja'Quez pulled up lackin hard as hell and I beat his ass, on em"
"Oh, word? Ja'Quez was at work all day, goofy. Flogin for what."
"Oh, word? Ja'Quez was at work all day, goofy. Flogin for what."
by 3a1l5 August 01, 2022