deuceapointment

Running to the toilet thinking you have to poop but it ends up only being a huge fart

I thought I had to take a huge shit but it was a deuceapointment and only a bunch of farts

by Zombiebre July 6, 2019

Deuce

Deuce is the best gamer and will take ur girl in a heart beat he is smart and athletic he like to play basketball and is a fun guy

Deuce is the best person on earth

by Ufhrbsgdbrbgd August 8, 2019

Deuce

Means the number 2 . Deuce will also be the name of the man that all the girls lust and all the men want to be like.

"Deuces!"

by Bigchoopppooop11122 October 23, 2019

druckie

druggies who happen to watch after duckies.

THAT MEANS YOU ARE A DRUCKIE!!!!

by Egg bag November 9, 2019

dracenburgh

A weird family from the 1600's

...dracenburgh eats bootys

by Fliping chucky bish November 16, 2019

Dauced

Dauced is when you’re so fucked up on something that there’s no return, you’re more than sauced. You’re just DAUCED.

“Imma get so dauced tonight, bro”
“Let’s smoke and get dauced af”

by Daucedbb November 29, 2019

Deuce canoe

When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.

Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.

by LT1VegaGT December 30, 2019