jason country

Type of wooded landscape, usually in the middle of FUCKING nowhere, where it would be difficult to escape a certain masked killer.

I'm not going to your house, you live in Jason country!

by Phreeekboy April 14, 2018

Country Financial

Country Financial: An insurance company who will not pay your claim and then cancel your policy.

Those fucking assholes at Country Financial screwed me and now I have to sue them!

by The girl coming for you! May 24, 2018

Country human community

Some fatass niggas who ship country for thier own ass aslo they bulit like Charles barkely

Country human community live in basements.

by Reekidhalo September 24, 2023

Other countries

Would have lost too.

Hym "You should be less concerned with other countries and more concerned with the overt, public, violations of rights that are actively happening to American citizens right now. I just had a guy I've never seen just walked in and called me by my name and then he looked at my chest, realized I didn't have a name tag, realized that he messed up, and bumbled his way out of the store. You need to read the words I am writing and understand that I am not going to let them take my life away from me. And if YOU as a politician are going to look the other way, I'm going to create consequences that equate to my life being taken. You need to stop slow walking because you're going to explain something to someone. Pick which explanation you would rather give and then do what I want you to do because we both already know which explanation you would rather give."

by Hym Iam February 09, 2025

THE COUNTRY OF SPARTA IS NOT GENERIC OR A XIPHOID (TRANSGENDER PLUS TRANSEXUAL)

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE COUNTRY OF SPARTA IS NOT GENERIC OR A XIPHOID (TRANSGENDER PLUS TRANSEXUAL)

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 20, 2025

country-slow

A person with a southern accent that northerners mistakenly judge to be slow.

Often used as an adjective.

Example: Don't be fooled. She knows what she's doing, she's just country-slow.

by Meow Jones November 07, 2020

Starved Rock Country

The name of general marketing strategy geared toward the disassociation of Private Businesses, Public Works, and Local events/areas of some historical importance from the more well known regional title “The Illinois Valley” or “The IV” to its aforementioned name. Stemming from its association in some objective proximity with Starved Rock State Park. Said strategy noted to be very unfavorable with locals, promoted mostly by ineffectual business owners and small town pseudo-celebrities on social media platforms.

“Hey I can’t find Starved Rock Country on map, are you sure that’s what it’s called?”

by Goobergobbler December 09, 2023