floating circle jerk

When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.

"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."

by Uncle_Fun April 19, 2018

Circle lick

What girls do, so much better than guys

Dude,my girlfriend's totally ignoring me. I think she's been circle licking

by Cscn1 September 18, 2017

Death Circle Jerk

The act of sitting in a circle with a group of guys while jerking each other off so hard that you try to basically murder their penis with such force that they have a cumshot of a lifetime.

My friend Elias died while performing the death circle jerk.

by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 14, 2017

dirty jerk circle

The act of jerking off with typically 3 men or more in a circle.

I had a dirty jerk circle while my sister was giving my cat a creampie.

by 1637286462 September 25, 2017

thistle circle

The place to be.

Thistle circle is where parents make love.

by Yao Miing March 31, 2017

Circle sally

A group game ; A female sits on a lazy susan in the middle of a circle of erect males. She is instructed to spin herself around in a circle. The first male to ejaculate and hit her face wins a free buffet ticket to the Golden corral.

Gina(pronounced Jye-Nuh) was so excited to join Barry at Golden Corral

after he heroically won an intense game of Circle Sally in hopes of a first date.

by Abdc10 May 21, 2017

Presidential Circle Jerk

A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.

Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.

by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017