What you'll likely suffer from if you "mow da lawn" too early in da Spring, before da weather moderates sufficiently for da lower half of your face to feel warm enough when "directly" exposed to outdoor-temperatures.
I made the mistake of shaving off my thick bushy winter-beard in early April, and now I gots Chilly-cheeks Syndrome!
by QuacksO August 4, 2018

by SOFTPULL September 7, 2018

Phil: Hey dude can i borrow your phone for a sec?
Jim: Yeah bro go for it.
Phil: Geez, there is a bunch of cheek-juice on it. (frowns in disgust)
Jim: Yeah bro go for it.
Phil: Geez, there is a bunch of cheek-juice on it. (frowns in disgust)
by Jim Richalds. October 6, 2009

by Dylan Hayes February 21, 2021

by TheJackBalls July 12, 2022

by Narii July 1, 2024

A retarded term for a blowjob or when a girl has an ass so big your shrimp dick can get past so she has to sit on your dick and rub her cheeks back and forward
by The_678th_CoolGuy March 7, 2023
