Crap

Your older brother. (Talking to you Dakota)

Looks like crap!

by 061005 November 10, 2018

Jack Crap

A colloquial expression used as a replacement for "Jack Shit".
The physical manifestation of the word is married to John Fortnite

Oh man, I love seeing big black men with their willies hanging out.

Quit gawking, cause we both know you won't get jack crap out of it.

by grogory fashwat June 15, 2023

crap-a-lacking

Constipated, or feeling constipation

My stomach hurts because I am crap-a-lacking.

by Vero1982 March 12, 2019

crap table

Refers to any debris-cluttered horizontal-topped item of furniture normally used for dining, writing/drawing, repairing/constructing, etc.

You can often tell the difference between a bachelor-pad and a couple/family-apartment simply by glancing around to observe how stuff is arranged --- if there's a lady in the house, everything will generally be neat and orderly, whereas a guy who lives alone will likely have at least one crap table where the flotsam and jetsam of typical everyday single-dude existence tends to gravitate to and then never see the light of day for months... he simply tosses his randomly-acquired tidbits there because at the time the items seem too precious/possibly-useful to discard, but then when he eventually has to rummage through his "treasures" to find some solitary item he put there six months ago, he face-palmingly wonders why he ever held onto most of the crap in the first place (extra points if he thought to drag over a wastebasket before beginning his "attack" on the pile).

by QuacksO February 5, 2018

crap-aray

stock of books you keep in the crapper ,for reading and other stuff..
(if you know what i mean....)

john, why are the pages of this magazine in the crap-aray, all stuck together?

john:what do you think?

me :eweeeew

by 8055 April 28, 2014

Crapping Room

A place where you can both take a sh*t and still avoid your family's issues, while still avoiding a divorce about it because you're still in it.

"I just spent 10 hours in the Crapping Room," Dave Said, "I missed my daughter's piano recital!"

by The Butt Dictionary September 3, 2018

crap-atude

something you say when something goes wrong so that you don't get in trouble for cursin

Shit

i was playing games and then holy crap-atudde the teacher pops up out of no where

crap-atude a droped my cookie

by love mufin May 25, 2011