fuck bumps

tits, jugs, breasts, hooters, melons, fun bags, ta tas, knockers, titties, boobs, tig ol bitties, mammaries, honkers, teats, milk wagons, chesticles

Barry: "I still can't believe you fingerbanged that tard."

Scott: "That wasn't me. It was my brother. She did have a nice set of fuck bumps on her, so I can't say that I blame him.

Barry: "You've been denying that since Moses was wearing short pants."

by cunthooks April 24, 2011

shit bumps

The Goose bumps your bodey produces in the act of shitting or about to go shitting

God dammit steven i got shit bumps on my arm i might be shitting or about to go shitting.

by myeyesarecold October 3, 2007

muff bumps

muff bumps: the equivalent of goose bumps to a girl's vagina when she is sexually aroused

Joe gives all the girls muff bumps.

by itsmeduhhxoxo September 30, 2011

booby bumps

When someone takes a hit of cocaine off of a woman's breast

Hey, wanna do some booby bumps?

by Derek Sanders August 29, 2006

beetle bumps

The act of recieving many extra lives on the original Super Mario Bros. for Nintendo. At the end of world 8-1 you bounce on the beetle coming dowm the stairs leading to the castle thus increasing your extra lives.
The same as turtle tips except much harder to do.

Tim: Dude, don't forget to get your beetle bumps at the end of world 8-1 because you really suck at this game and need all the extra lives you can get.
Jeff: Oh yeah; thanks for reminding me.

by Copernicus P Einstein July 2, 2009

b bumps

also known by the proper medical term cutis beyoncia, caused involuntarily by Beyonce's sexy bod, voice and presence. Erection of papillae muscles in the skin cause "b-bumps" to raise on a person's skin at the base of the hair folicles. note that B-bumps are only temporary, if erection of B-bumps last more than 4 hours consult a physician.

Listening to Beyonce's song Poison gave me b bumps

by mimalicous June 18, 2010

Bumps Lips

Lips that are so big, so round, so juicy, and so irresistible. Adjective. Typically used to describe someone you like.

Its what you get when you cross an African and teenagers.

Your boyfriend has bumps lips.

You bumps lips are so juicy.

by YeaLostInTheMomentBitxes September 24, 2011