Sneaky Beaver

The most sneaky a person could ever be. The ultimate sneakster. The beaver part of the term comes from Mel Gibson’s 2011 movie “The Beaver” in which Mel Gibson uses an alter ego to cope with his mental health issues. The sneaky beaver alter ego refers to the state of the person during a sneaky beaver episode (like a manic state of a bipolar person) however the person is not always sneaky they have states of domestication when they’re not seeking debauchery. These stages of obedience only falsely assure surveillance and enhance the ability to sneak. Coincidentally, or not, the debauchery of choice for the sneaky beaver is often pussy aka beaver.

Even though his baby mama was weary of him cheating he left for work 5 min early to get a blowie from a hooker at a motel en route to work. He is a mother fucking sneaky beaver.

by The Duke of Price Hill February 26, 2019

bowling for beaver

taking out girls to bowl in the hopes of receiving sexual pleasures

Bowling for beaver tip: guy wins game , guy doesn't get punani..

by tight cherry July 17, 2009

taking the log to the beaver

having vaginal sex.
vaginal fucking.
vaginal intercourse.
also refered to as loading the torpedo.

"lets take the log to the beaver tonight, johanne."

"he was taking the log to the beaver last night, im surprised i didnt gnaw it right off!"

by asjghaergtywurtysryqer February 26, 2009

Beaverqueef

a dark-haired male, who is a tad bit over weight.

way too cocky, and absolutly NO experience. a wanna be.

also refered as a c-biscuit

cannot skateboard

that loser over there is a Beaverqueef...

by C.U.N.W March 10, 2009

beaver breather

A reference to the breath of a lesbian, or a reference to a lesbian in general.

From the smell of her breath it was quite odvious that Bard was clearly a beaver breather.

by Edwa Tramqua April 14, 2010

Salt beaver

A salt beaver is a tweaker who goes to an afterparty after an already long night. Salt beavers take cabs everywhere and are higher order mammals when compared to the ill-favored swamp donkey.

Cab driver: "Why are you talking politics to me, you "Salt beaver"? Why don't you get to bed at a reasonable hour?"

by Starrbird January 23, 2009

beaver genitals

Alternate name for chapstick. Named because of an ingredient in chapstick which apparently is derived from beaver genitals. No, I swear it is, I have a link somewhere.

D00d, you got any beaver genitals on you?

by lizzi May 20, 2005