by Cfslayer November 26, 2017
Johnny thought twice about rushing back to his dessert, remembering the salmon bite that all but left him a eunuch that fateful day in kindergarten.
by Freakin Lopez June 05, 2020
You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.
by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids May 09, 2016
The term for when you have a bet on a soccer team and they get a red card resulting in being a player down and an eventual loss.
by Dr Silius PHD March 18, 2022
Just like the game of punchbuggy or slugbug when you see a Volkswagen Beetle, but this is when you see a Tesla you give the a slight horse-bite (pinch). You have to say "no bite back" or they can pinch you back.
by DJ Dammit Man December 22, 2024
Using the combination of cum and squirt as the egg/oil/milk/water substitute in an off the shelf pancake batter mix.
by evoknievel August 27, 2023