‘You cant eat a pizza in two bites!!!’ Says jake (lower case cuz he wrong ). ‘ Slap me a million times if im wrong.’ -Mr Two Bites ‘dam u really are mr two bites’ EVERYONE
by Mr Two Bites March 16, 2025

by PhatPhnya November 19, 2018

by Kerytach February 10, 2021

Johnny thought twice about rushing back to his dessert, remembering the salmon bite that all but left him a eunuch that fateful day in kindergarten.
by Freakin Lopez June 5, 2020

You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.
by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids May 9, 2016

Using the combination of cum and squirt as the egg/oil/milk/water substitute in an off the shelf pancake batter mix.
by evoknievel August 27, 2023
