Polar Bear Club

Poal-er-be-ar-k-lub

When one skinny dips in the freezing ocean at night time. At least one other person needs to be a witness to be officially indicted to the club.

Terms and Conditions
*Must Be At Night Time
*Water Must Be COLD
*NO clothes!
*At least One Witness
*Photos or it Didn't Happen

Bob: Bill Guess what i did last night?!
Bill: ??
Bob: I joined the Polar Bear Club!!
Bill: Wow, did your dick fall off?

by v-master1988 June 13, 2010

Ring Bear

An actual bear or person dressed as a bear designated to present rings at a wedding.

My favorite part of the wedding was when the ring bear mauled the Maid of Honor.

by MPHII November 1, 2011

Stare Bear

Someone who has a staring problem.

God, look at that stare bear over there what do you think she is looking at.

by Kyle1luv October 28, 2003

ped o'bear

Ped O'Bear is a happy Irish bear who loves kids.

As a special treat he'll let them suck on the beef jerky lollipop he keeps in his pants.

Lil Jessie: Wow, this lollipop tastes great!

Ped O'Bear: Keep sucking and you'll get to the delicious cream filling.

Lil Jessie: Oh boy!

by scodder March 23, 2013

Bear Stearned

Buying an item and then realizing a week later it is worth 3.33% of what you paid for it.

Dude, you know that car I bought last Monday for $6,000? I had to take it Sunday for $5,800 in repairs. I totally got Bear Stearned by that sales guy.

by bwbw March 20, 2008

Bear assault

The combination of a somersault and a barrel roll to get a Bear assault.

Bear assault!!!! Margh *pat pat pat*

by laurence5150 February 22, 2009

bearded salami

A penis - The salami being the penis and the beard, the pubes.

First mentioned in romanian profanity: "salam barbos"

Eat bearded salami with the ass!

by Darkindy-UD January 18, 2010