Someone sneaks into the women’s bathroom while she’s showering and plugs up a toaster and throws it in her bath now you call that a “digital bath”
by Pink maggot June 28, 2021

by Bigbagofnope December 5, 2015

by siberianshine May 2, 2020

A city in southwest England famous for the amount of upward turned noses who live there. Rumoured to be the inspiration for that South Park episode where everyone buys a Prius and inhales their own farts. Extremely posh, if you ignore the several billion homeless people who presumably got evicted because they could no longer afford to pay Mayfair prices for a damp, smelly roomshare.
"Wanna go to Bath this weekend so we can pay £28 for a loaf of bread and some organic hummus?"
"Sounds great. Let me just go pin my nose to my forehead first".
"Sounds great. Let me just go pin my nose to my forehead first".
by Scrzabble October 15, 2020

The sperm left after you've had a wank in the bath, that you dodge as you quickly try to exit, but somehow sticks to an unusual part of your body.
N.b. Will not rub in, but will willingly stick to the towel.
N.b. Will not rub in, but will willingly stick to the towel.
by Whatspauldoing September 17, 2022

by jojopotatoe42 November 3, 2020
