russian apple

When you are receiving a blowjob, the moment before ejactulation, you holler "Russian apple!" And the blowjob giver pulls away and punches the receiver directly in the balls. -Eie Newton

Give it a whirl :) RUSSIAN APPLE!!

by Eie Newton March 11, 2014

caramel apple

When you take a granny smith apple, and put it on a stick, then you shove it up a persons butt.

O man that caramel apple last night stretched my butt cheeks bad.

by PakinHeat690 December 27, 2006

the big apple

an alternate reference to a woman's buttocks

booty, ass, big apple, apple, the big apple

by Sleepytymz August 08, 2010

Apple Sauce

Slang term for smoking marijuana.

Man I could really go for some apple sauce about now.

by The Gnar Kill April 22, 2009

Apple Sauce

The act of opening a container of apple sauce and pouring a line of it starting just below the belly button of a female, and going down until you reach just above the Vaginal Area and then licking the apple sauce off of the female slowly in the same sequence in which the apple sauce was applied. This is usually followed by performing oral sex on the female.

Person 1: Dude, Kate came over to my house last night when my parents weren't home.

Person 2: Did you get some from her?

Person 1: Hell Yeah we made out then i totally apple sauced her.

Person 2: How was it?

Person 1: It was great I used Strawberry. Delicious

by I Chink Im Cool November 28, 2011

horse apples

obsurdity

Now that's just horse apples.

by blingsnap123 May 08, 2009

apple butter

The sweaty funk that accrues between your balls and your ass on a hot day, similar in color and texture to the dark spicy puree of apples used as a breakfast condiment.

Damn, it's hot out here. I'll need to wipe away the apple butter when I get back to work at the paper exchange.

by Jeff's Mom April 15, 2006