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Tim slap

When a man catches you off guard and slaps you in the side of the face with his erect penis.
That boy Tim slapped me last night hoping I’d indulge him with a blow job.
by Redhot_temper81 November 25, 2024
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Tim's run

When your with getting fucked up with your friends and someone says "you guys wanna do a Tim's run?" It usually happens at house parties at around midnight or later. You guys then find a ride to Tim Hortons and get reset for the next part of the party.
by Dan fohr March 18, 2022
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Tim

Kinda cute is annoying sometimes but funny. He likes having attention. Steals people's food but is kind in his own way.
OH, SHIT hide your food Tim is coming.
by I know my name February 25, 2022
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Tim Hodgson

A flat earther, drinks 68% skim milk with his coffee and is an all-round nubcake. Tim is especially good at utilizing for updating of his system. Tr9e
"ARE YOU READY TO ROCK??"

Tim Hodgson: "YEHHHHH"
by TB_68 June 11, 2018
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Tim Buskey

A middle aged radio dj who loves to make girls squirt
Wow, I had no idea he was such a Tim Buskey.
by Assre May 4, 2023
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tim and andrew

The greatest duo alive. Quite possibly better than Carly and Sam.
Dude, tim and andrew are the shit!
by TIIM_BOAT December 10, 2021
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Tim Walz

The vice presidential running mate of Cackling Kamala Harris in the 2024 election. He fell out of a coconut tree and hit his head in the process, resulting in him becoming governor of Minnesota. During his tenure, he has supported socialism, refused to deal with dangerous rioters, put tampons in boys' bathrooms, lied about his military record repeatedly, opened a hotline to report neighbors for violating social distancing during covid.

In spite of all of these things, he has the audacity to be a faux moderate politician and 'midwestern dad'. He and his presidential running mate have the temerity to give no serious or detailed outline of the policies they endorse or support.
Katie: "Who's that guy Tim Walz?"

Carl: "Imagine Fidel Castro if he pretended to be a moderate politician."
by RollyPolly657 August 16, 2024
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